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Author: Chlorine <dev@chlor.me>
Date:   Mon May 12 17:38:58 2025 +0800

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+# `cat ~/.profile`
+
+## 👋 `whoami`
+
+Hello, here is Chlorine. Feel free to call me Xiaolv (小氯, Little Chlorine), Chlorinechan, or any friendly fuzzy-matched variation you prefer.
+
+An Element-chan wandering on Earth, a sentient being forever underfitted by the world. Enjoy jotting down my thoughts and tending to my own [little garden](https://chlor.me) in the vastness of the internet.
+
+## 🎙 `locale`
+
+- 简体中文 / `zh-CN`: Native Speaker
+- English / `en`: Fluent ... maybe
+- Español / `es`: Beginner to intermediate user
+
+Or in HTTP style:
+
+```txt
+Accept-Language: zh-CN, en;q=0.9, es;q=0.3
+```
+
+## 🧑‍💻 `ps -a`
+
+```txt
+PID    USER       STAT    CMD
+1001   chlorine   S       undergrad --field=interdisciplinary
+1002   chlorine   S       healing --body=restoration
+1003   chlorine   S       idle --future=undecided
+1004   chlorine   S       journaling --output=dreams.log
+1005   chlorine   Z       philosophy --child=Nietzsche
+```
+
+## 🎯 `sudo apt search life-purpose`
+
+```txt
+Reading package lists... Done
+Building dependency tree... Done
+Reading state information... Done
+E: Unable to locate package life-purpose
+```
+
+## 🍬 `rg 'hobbies'`
+
+- ✍️ Writing (an essential part of me!)
+- 💻 Hacking (tho I'm a noob in this area.)
+- 📚 Reading (Siempre imaginé que el Paraíso sería algún tipo de biblioteca.)
+- 📊 Statistics (My BELOVED One!)
+- ⌛ Alt History (What if ...)
+- 💭 Daydreaming (wander, wonder or just nil out)
+
+## 🏠 `pwd`
+
+- Secret Garden (Personal Blog): [Garden of Outlier](https://chlor.me)
+- Codeberg: [@chlorine](https://codeberg.org/chlorine)
+- Likelihood (My Forgejo Instance): [@chlorine](https://chlor.dev/chlorine)
+- GitHub (almost depreciated): [@chlorine3545](https://github.com/chlorine3545)
+- Fediverse: [@chlorine:spect.im](https://spect.im/@chlorine)
+
+## 📮 `ping -c 1 me`
+
+- Email: As shown in sidebar
+- Matrix: @chlorine:spect.im